The sea lamprey moves on to the Great Lakes SmackDown! finals

By Alice Rossignol and Rachael Gleason

The sea lamprey and the alewife both fought successful battles and made it to the Great Lakes SmackDown! semi-finals last week. And it’s time to reveal whether the eel-like fish, which sucks the life out of its victims, or the alewife, a 6-inch silver fish that eats things like young fish, will prevail. And the winner is…

THE GREEN LAMP-REY! Thirty-five percent of those who filled out brackets guessed that the lamprey would dominate in Round 2.

The Green Lamp-rey, Impale-wife face off in Round 2 of the SmackDown!

The second round of invaders now duel in the SmackDown! semi-finals:

The Alewife, “Vlad the Impale-wife,” out-ate the White “The Incredible, Edible, Egg-eater” Perch in a gluttonous match. And the Sea “The Green Lamp-rey” sucked the win from the Round “Roundy Goboa” Goby, asserting its dominance as a more well-known and established invasive species.

Now the alewife and the sea lamprey face off!