Warning: Do not read if you’re a young girl who recently received a response to your message in a bottle. A recent feel good story in The Times Record in Maine reports that a 6-year-old girl and her father sent a message in a plastic bottle down the Kennebec River in Bath, Maine, two years ago. The girl, Libbi Wallace, recently received a response letter, post-marked from Cleveland, from an anonymous kayaker who paddled upon the bottle. The responder — who signed the letter only as “Surprised in Cleveland” — said he or she found the bottle while kayaking in Lake Erie. Hmmmm … A Times Record reporter browsed an atlas with the river-littering pair, and the father offered a possible route: St. Lawrence River to Lake Ontario to Lake Erie. While I didn’t go into journalism to make children cry, I have to point out a couple problems with pop’s reasoning:
First, the Kennebec River flows south through Maine emptying into the Atlantic Ocean, not north to the St.